I would be a happy camper

If I had these things right now (minus a couple other things) I would love it and never want it to end!!!

Here's to dreaming!!!!

Things on my mind

So I realize I haven't posted anything in a while (being yeah, I know, almost 3 months.) well... Oh well. I decided to write some things that have been on my mind lately.

1. Why in the world an almost 20 year old girl would want to learn the Hannah Montana Hoe Down Throw Down? I mean seriously. It's Hannah freaking Montana. (my head is bowed in ultimate disgust and shame).

2. Teachers guaranteeing an A in the class if you show up and actually put in some effort. That man happens to be my Psych 302 teacher (not that that means anything to anyone else) and that man is basically an angel. Definitely getting a Christmas Ham or whatever I can send in the mail that costs less than $5.

3. Drowning. While above water. Walking down the road actually. This lady or dude (I don't remember which exactly)drowned while just living their everyday lives after getting water in their lungs like 3 days prior. Didn't even see it coming. Poor person. I bet we could have been friends. The world may never know.

4. My parents are pretty amazing. I know I don't tell them nearly enough, but they really are. They're funny and cool and I love talking to them. We'll be best friends when I (the favorite/good child) move back in with them when they are miserable from all their kids moving out and become their life long friend who lives in their house and eats their food. Come on, some one has to. They'll be old and not have much appetites. And let's face it, my dad will be diabetic so someone will have to drink all the Pepsi's he's got stored for the millennium. It'll be tough, but I'll make that sacrifice.

5. Do you know how many flavors of ice cream there are? I thought I was somewhat of an expert and had great taste in ice cream. HOWEVER I have discovered that I have yet to even BEGIN to live!!! If you've got some spare time check this out. You'll know what I mean. http://www.who-sucks.com/food/101-frightening-ice-cream-flavors-from-around-the-world

6. I have no life. Seriously. I work, go to school and classes, and do homework. Jeez. Basically I'm an uber nerd. (for those of you not so acquainted with Utah lingo "uber" means "super", "a Lot" "huge" "really") I have been in Utah too long.

I Have Discovered

I have discovered that my most favorite time of day is Mail time. I'm not saying that I sing a song like in Blue's Clues or anything, but I absolutely LOVE getting mail. It's so much fun and I just love it. It snowed again today and it was warm the other day. This weather is just crazy and i can't wait for spring. Real spring not this fake spring we've been having. I was talking on the phone to my littlest Brother Jacob the other day and he was telling me about the movie Bolt that he was watching and he'd randomly tell me "listen to this!" and hold the phone up to the tv for me to hear. Cute. He also told me about this one part where the helecoptors poop out motorcycle guys. Precious. I guess I now have to actually watch the movie and see if there is any truth to this. I can't wait for this semester to be over so I can watch tons of movies again!! I only have 2 more weeks (plus finals but we don't count those!).

Don't Be Ridiculous

OK. So i will tell you right now that my children WILL talk like this. My husband will have to go to work sometime and will have no choice in the matter. He'll come home and they'll say cheerio daddy and ask him to join them for crumpets and they will excuse themselves politely to visit the loo. The accent will be PREVALENT!!!It will be amazing and i will love them. This is called "Goodbye To The Normals" as far as i know and i really like it. It made me laugh mucho grande sized. My favoritest line is "don't be ridiculous." This little kid is adorable! My new favorite thing.

Pepsi Is My Favorite

I Love Pepsi and this made me laugh. I'm taking a Sign Language class this semester so it was even funnier for me!!!

Thanks to Stephanie

So this blog I dedicate to my WONDERFUL cousin Stephanie who has been literally bugging me for MONTHS to do another blog and i promised her i would do one (finally) tonight. So here it is. I am in my second semester at BYU and it is cold. there is snow all over the ground that just won't melt or go away (which makes for mighty slippage when walking). I'm taking a lot more classes toward my major, which i finally decided on doing psychology. not only is it going to be the easiest track to actually graduate within a reasonable time frame, but i really enjoy it too! so once again i have tons of homework and am super busy. My latest adventure however, i want to inform mostly Stephanie and give her a detailed report on my most recent story that i feel like telling right now because i still to this day (not like it really has been that long) am super duper excited about it!!!



i just thought I'd put him in there because i just love to look at him. he is AMAZING!!! (I love Carey Elwes btw)

On Saturday i was recruited to go with my friend Shaina Johnson to go look at wedding things at a Bridal Fair at Thanksgiving Point so she can get an idea about plans for her wedding and also to look at Wedding Dresses. So i ran home (because I'd spent the night at Todd and Kristie's house Friday night) and i quickly changed into my Blue sweat pants and a thermal short sleeved t-shirt with a blue tank top on (sorry mom it really didn't match very well) but that's OK because i covered it all up with my white Tinkerbell hoodie.

We (me, Shaina, her fiancee David Richardson, her sisters Amber and Chelsey Johnson, and also Justine Winsor) arrived at the barn where it was held. we watched Shaina and Amber sign in and print off a paper in order to get in free. well, I'm no dummy. i didn't want to pay to get into a thing just to help my friend so i signed myself up thus becoming a blushing bride myself.

just so everyone is aware... my wedding is on July 11Th (year not mentioned purposefully) and it will be in the Las Vegas Temple. =) I also picked out my husband but i will not disclose any names. if you need to know i will tell you in person in a self-destructive note.

I got a sticker that said "bride" and it is an amazing empowerment.


I walked around looking and Shaina and the rest got distracted registering for things so Chelsey and I took off on our own with our own bride stickers. We talked to Dj's and caterers and so so so SO many Photographers!!! We got a big white bag that said Bridal something or other and got many papers and magazines to put in it. I have discovered that it is highly favorable to give brides chocolate. Everyone was handing it out. it's a free "hey come indulge. don't think about how you're not going to fit into your dress at ALL with all those calories you're consuming!" but it worked for me. Indulge i did. =) They also had a lovely section where you could get your hair done as a type of "practice" for the big day. Yes, you guessed it. I got my hair done all Bridely. it was so much fun!!! i got asked so many questions about my wedding, and my dress, and what plans i was working on and concerned about, how HE proposed, when the wedding was, where it was, how we met, et cetera et cetera. (said with the King and I accent.) all of those stories (Chelsey can attest to this fact ) i made everything up on the spot and never faltered. AND i kept it all straight. What can i say? it was a BLAST!!!!

Naturally my parents were informed of this as i progressed in my wedding plans in case anyone was concerned.

So we spent a good hour to an hour and a half there and i was LIVING IT UP! i LOVE being a BRIDE!!! I'm considering doing it professionally. i am now introduced to Bridal fairs and i am going to become a menace !! hey, it you have lying talents such as mine, why waste them?! (plus free food, cake samples, sparkling martinelli's, and CHOCOLATE!!!).

After that we went to lunch at Olive Garden and then went to look at Dresses. (i did not try any on however, i decided to leave that until my appointed time.)

but i really really loved this dress!!!!!!



So afterwards we went back and i decided that i would change my facebook status to "I LOVE BEING A BRIDE!!!" and i meant it just for Shaina and Chelsey and amber but i got such great responses that i left it up for a while!! ha ha it was great!!
Chelsey and I - - notice the amazing "Bride Sticker"


Shaina and I analyzing dresses. She loves the one still on the Mannequin though. She's trying it on this Saturday.

And the icing on the cake (ha ha did you catch that?) is that i won something!!! i won $300 toward laser hair removal!!! ha ha it's so much fun!!!!!!

I LOVE BEING A BRIDE!!!

Dun Dun Dunnnnnnn

So it is just turning midnight my time and I’m still awake. But everyone says that is typical for college students anyways to never get sleep. I’m adjusting to the norm, trying to lay low and fit in. So even after all the lectures adults try to give kids about how important sleeping is and how you can only grow while you’re sleeping. Dude I say that is false. I’ve been sleeping for over 19 years now and I have yet to hit 6 feet in height. That would present some problems though because if I were to be 6 feet even though I’d have the advantage of being able to reach the top shelves and never having to get a ladder I’d risk the possibility of dating men shorter than me (which I’ve done and it just doesn’t work for me. I’m short. He needs to be taller than me. I mean seriously someone has to block all the sun from getting in my eyes). What would the world be like without tall boys to assist girls in that way? I submit that it wouldn’t be a very worthwhile one. Plus by being abnormally tall I’d also risk having a long neck. For some reason I’m picturing abnormally large women as having long necks. And I’m talking these are necks that even scarves or neck braces couldn’t cover up. Those girls pretty much have only one option in life; to paint brown spots on themselves, find a tall tree from which to forage and get in the giraffe pen in the zoo. I have been to a zoo a couple times. The one time I went in Kindergarten I wore these overalls and my Phoenix Suns hat because they’re my favorite team still even though they lost Charles Barkley when I was young. Tragedy. Mucho Grande. Oh back to the zoo... Well this goat tried to eat me. I’ve heard goats eat everything and you always see them in movies eating cans and stuff, well it tried to eat me. Speaking of eating I am hungry hold on I’m going to go get some chips. Ok I’m back now. I really love barbeque chips they are so good!! When I’m at home I’d have to 007 it and hide with my beloved bag of delectable crunchiness but here I can eat the entire bag all by myself. Without my father waiting until I’m not looking and grabbing the bag and literally stuffing the entire thing in his mouth just so I can’t have any. What a jerk. I learned how to do a Rubick’s cube a while ago and one I learned, other people who also learned would go out and get like a 4x4 or a 5x5 which is bigger than the normal 3x3 cube (which I can do.) so I decided that all those who did that are just trying to show off. I mean seriously if you can do a freaking Rubick’s cube to begin with you are impressive. (I know this because I can do one). It’s just beyond showing off and has reached a potentially dangerous level. They should be flogged on sight and rapidly lashed with 30 tubes of tide to go. That stuff is amazingly genius. My friend had a chocolate fountain at her wedding and kept spilling it on her white dress... genius... No one could tell thanks to the amazing tide to go! If/when I get married I’m going to have to buy the company or something because even though my mother says I won’t have a chocolate fountain, I will. By the love I have for chocolate coating on edible things I swear it. I went to this reception once and they had a POTATO BAR!!! They had these amazing little cup thingies and various topping of which to apply to your scooped potatoes! I’m so going to have one of those in my house. Right next to the cookie bar and my own personal Wendy’s/Panda Express. (Hey they do it with A&W all the time why not Wendy’s and Panda? Did you notice those two boxing Panda’s on the Panda Express doors are the exact same but with different color shorts? Curse those lazy advertisers for their lack of originality. I think they should make them first different Pandas and then give them both a personality. They are fighting for two different types of chickens so why not? Well this is extremely long. Fun stuff. So if you actually read this whole thing just let me know and I’ll apologize for this lameness. I know I’m nowhere near as cool as Rufio! =)