Windowing

Have you ever had something that just terrified the crap out of you? Yes, Literally. I mean something that scares you so much you have to go subtly slip away hoping no one notices so that you can change your pants. No, I'm kidding. I consider myself brave and not really scared of anything (however if you ask my mother she will inform you that I have a fear of commitment, and when you watch me in the store trying to decide which candy to actually buy from that accursed aisle her accusations would be proven accurate, on the other hand, I have some clothes, many packages of Oreo's and a Netflix account which would beg to prove otherwise). But I digress. I hate when people have tons of open windows. No curtains, no mini-blinds, just wide open "Hey, look in here" windows. ESPECIALLY at night. I hate that I can't see outside, but others can see in. Do they make tint for regular house windows? I'd be all over that stuff like my friend Becca is over pickles. I just know when I look out of my window at night, there will be some creepy guy staring back at me with this ridiculous grin on his face. I just know it. I can imagine him in my mind. Stupid Great Mouse Detective movie. The source of my fears is a bat named Fidget. The young mouse girl Olivia has just had her father kidnapped (mouse napped?) and she is getting help to find him and the bat that stole him comes, waits till she is looking out the window and hangs upside down with his million teeth showing while he's smiling at her. I just know he's out there.. waiting for the right time to look through my window in the middle of the night. I just know it.

Some call it Stalking, I call it love.

VS.

I have noticed that I go through phases. I either stalk people or am bored from reading ridiculous things that people think others actually care about. How low do I stoop to actually read things I don't care about to reinforce the fact that they believe people care about things? I read them. Yes, I am pathetic. Yes, I am secure enough in that pathetic-ness to actually admit this fact. My favorite is when the stalking portion of my brain takes over. I owe a lot to the creators of facebook for their invention of cyber-stalking. They have created a whole new level of it. No longer do people have to scale trees and hide in the leaves with their binoculars and dark colored clothing, being referred to by the name "Tom." The worst part about all the information one learns from facebook is that it is so time consuming!!!! You can start off with a little piece of information, click that button, find out what they're saying to another person, click on that new person, and the cycle continues late into the night. Oh, how pathetic a person feels after 9 hours of learning things that will never benefit them in life.